Tuesday, April 20, 2010

April 20: HALFWAY

A decree for all citizens of the blogosphere:

Let it be known that, on the Twentieth day of April, in the year of our Lord Two Thousand Ten, at one minute past noon, the 47th layer of the model of Siempre Verde was laid of luxurious Italian chipboard and adhesive Tonic of Elmer from the far corners of Babylon. May it please God that rampant and joyous celebration ensue throughout the land.

Signed and sworn under threat of X-Acto blade,

Samuel Johnstone Hempel

Witnessed by Her Elaphine Highness Bambi and His Ranine Majesty Kermit

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